5,540 notes September 1, 2014 via: heartlessprincestrider

I managed to make myself sob while roleplaying a character retelling the death of her best friend (Zoey Redbird, House of Night novels).

I’m going the fuck to bed holy shti

3 notes August 31, 2014

True Story - I never fucked a 10. Never. But one night, I fucked five 2s!
- George Carlin
1 note 11:31 PM via: thejackbiggs

resplendeo:

let’s play another tag meme thing! put each word into your tags and see what pops up:

pretty
head
why
when
where
shit
you
stop
how
for
they
super

24,019 notes 11:23 PM via: kairiiis

necrophilofthefuture:

realest.
26,661 notes 10:36 PM via: blind-wolfboy

simplykeji:


Heeeeere’s Foxy!
Find the much less bloodied version here

Please follow my art blog if you’d like to see more of my work!
167 notes 10:34 PM via: d1rtypaws

textsfromkh:

washingtondlc:

Demyx, your fake sick tactic isn’t working, and your chance of success gets smaller every time you try.Saïx, stop hate-flirting with him.
((I’m back and back with a passion, yep. The man formerly known as feckless—neophyte’s back at it again at tfkh.))

tomodachi life is hella important tho i feel u demyx
42 notes 09:49 PM via: textsfromkh

Raptor Does the Accent Challenge!

MY VOICE IS SO AWFUL EW

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oVebINjWwL

Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
Do you speak a second language? Say something in it! (okay, technically I’m still learning Italian but I’ve forgotten 90% of the Spanish I used to be fluent in and my Latin is abysmal too)
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

2 notes 09:40 PM

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

575,131 notes 09:33 PM via: tysplosion

45,295 notes 09:11 PM via: squishyzelo

winjennster:

busket:


sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college
116,057 notes 09:10 PM via: squishyzelo

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.
290,536 notes 08:55 PM via: mudkipsmindpalace

You ever get the urge to just do something stupid… and AWESOME? Wait, wait… I’m getting an idea… Nope, it’s gone.
- one of Demyx’s filler quotes if you talk to him in the Gray Area in Days
49 notes 08:20 PM via: skypillar

lgbtimelord:

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

DAMN SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT

186,966 notes 07:38 PM via: mudkipsmindpalace

faketima:

[mutual reblogs a post i made] [checks their tags] [nothing]
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1,163 notes 07:26 PM via: kairiiis